What do you think of this license plate?

John came up with this idea for a personalized license plate for my van. In Virginia, vanity plates are very inexpensive. So everyone has one. I used to scoff at vanity plates, thought they were ridiculous. What if you decided to rob a bank? Your getaway car's plate would be easy to remember and they'd soon nab you.

But in the last few years, I've been thinking a custom plate would be interesting, a conversation piece. I've been playing with various combinations, like GDSPEELR ("good speller", get it?) or IIOFBLU ("eyes of blue", a song I made up that I sing to the kids. They all have John's blue eyes) Since my breast cancer diagnosis last year, I've been playing with other themes, like GOTTIT or GOTIT, (GOT IT was taken, and I like the multiple interpretations). But then John came up with 2LSTTS, which I think is brilliant!

The down side is I'd have to think of a clean, alternate interpretation for my kids. They don't want to know Mommy has 2 less you-know-whats! Maybe "2 lost teeth"? I wonder if they'd fall for that. And even more, I wonder if the neighbors would laugh or think I'm a nut job? Hmmm...

P.S. I've reserved the personalization for 90 days, so if you live in Virginia you can't steal my idea! I mean, John's idea.